Friday, June 24, 2011

This isn't happening.

I just returned to my apartment. I have been staying with my parents while I was hoping this would all blow over.

I left my lovely tabby "Patches" here, she's fully equipped with a self cleaning litter box and a self feeding water and food container. So it's nothing for me to leave her here for a few weeks when I went home.

But I suppose that's irrelevant at this point.

When I arrived I saw a note on my door from my landlord.

"Penelope T,                                                5\30\2011

I just received word from the other tenants that your smoke detector was going off. When I came to see if you needed assistance I realized you were not home. I proceeded to let myself in and found that you had left your dinner on high in the Crock-Pot on your counter. I'm not exactly sure why it was duct-taped shut but that's really none of my concern. I imagine the dinner is a loss but at least we caught it before it got out of hand. Please be more careful next time.


Needless to say it wasn't dinner.
I hope patches was dead before she was put in there..
But judging by the claw marks and the duct-tape.. hoping is all I can do.

This can't be happening.

I got your little message OPOF.

Stay the fuck away from ME!

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