Thursday, October 13, 2011

Hehe

Badman Met My New Friend.

This Is Wendi,
He Likes To Run.
You'll run to.
And when you want to stop.
He keeps you running.

Wendi Hates The TallMan.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Who wants to meet more new friends?

I love my friends. I have so very many.

They are very pretty.

This is Sheila.
She's very pretty.
If you let her give you a hug.
She'll hug you forever.



More keep showing up!
I was sad but now I'm happy.

They don't like Badman.
They Hate Tallman.

They like me :)


Oh Joy!

I'm making all kinds of new friends.
They don't like Badman
They don't like Tallman.

I like new friends.

                                                               
Meet Pearl.
He has the prettiest Teeth.
Him and Tallman are not friends.
He is my friend.


Friday, October 7, 2011

Friday, September 2, 2011

The Tides Are Turning BadMan.
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Friday, June 24, 2011

This isn't happening.

I just returned to my apartment. I have been staying with my parents while I was hoping this would all blow over.

I left my lovely tabby "Patches" here, she's fully equipped with a self cleaning litter box and a self feeding water and food container. So it's nothing for me to leave her here for a few weeks when I went home.

But I suppose that's irrelevant at this point.

When I arrived I saw a note on my door from my landlord.

"Penelope T,                                                5\30\2011

I just received word from the other tenants that your smoke detector was going off. When I came to see if you needed assistance I realized you were not home. I proceeded to let myself in and found that you had left your dinner on high in the Crock-Pot on your counter. I'm not exactly sure why it was duct-taped shut but that's really none of my concern. I imagine the dinner is a loss but at least we caught it before it got out of hand. Please be more careful next time.

Mgmnt"


Needless to say it wasn't dinner.
I hope patches was dead before she was put in there..
But judging by the claw marks and the duct-tape.. hoping is all I can do.

This can't be happening.

I got your little message OPOF.

Stay the fuck away from ME!

Monday, May 30, 2011

Oh Penelope....

Silly girl.

You need to think of a more difficult password my dear.

You like poems and such?

Burn me to ashes, then burn the ashes.
I'll carry this hate till I'm in my grave.
I'll see you in hell where the devil knows my name.
Your world will never be the same.
 
See you soon..
 
Until Next Time.
 
 
I left you a little something on the counter.